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Lazarus, tearing the stinky shroud off of himself: “Jesus Christ! What the fuck did you do that for?”
lazarus part 2 (optional)
Jesus walked away silently as he was troubled. This miracle business was a big disappointment to him right from the start. The people in Canaan went ballistic when they realized their precious supply of fresh water was gone. He and his disciples had to flee for their life when the guy who owned all those pigs came after them. And then the blind and the lame got back to him complaining that it was hard for them to get a job now and impossible to get alms. About the only one that might have worked was the one of the fish-burgers in the desert, but then the grumbling started. If it was so easy for him to do that why couldn’t he do it every day? Yeah! Like he should open Big Macs all over the place! That would get both business and labor on his case. No, maybe Lazarus had been better off resting in peace, and if he had to report back to Him who had sent him right at that moment, he would have to be honest and recommend that He should mind his own business... And walking on water!... What the hell was I thinking?
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